Show 553: Lucky Bitches, 22nd February, St James’ Theatre, London

Setting: Battersea Dogs’ Home

Rocky is a chipper American beagle and is in love with Mandy, a schnauzer who only dreams of leaving the home and getting an owner who loves her.

Pooch the philosophical French Poodle is desperate to seduce Matilda, the shitsu with zip and pazazz.

Tex is the oldest dog in the place; he’s in love with the lovely Clarissa, who gets confused and can’t always remember things.

In this romantic comedy, hearts are won and broken as the three boys try to woo the three girls.

But then everything is thrown into chaos in the second half when Mandy is adopted by the lonely but gentle Snoop Dogg, who needs a star for his latest music video…