Show 530: She Don’t Need No Education, 19th August, Gilded Balloon Teviot, Edinburgh Festival Fringe

Setting: A Swiss finishing school, 1952

A-grade Gertie, head girl of the St Michael’s finishing school, falls in love with Adolf Gunther, a boy from the village. But what will happen when brutal, purist, boy-hating Headmistress Clewiss and her deputy head Cassiopeia find out?