Show 528: Nul Points, 17th August, Gilded Balloon Teviot, Edinburgh Festival Fringe

Setting: Eurovision Song Contest in Latvia, capital of Latvia

Latvia (the capital of Latvia) is abuzz with the excitement of the greatest pop competition on earth. Latvian sisters Yolanda and Latki are under pressure to win from their ultra-competitive countrymen – but there are two strong contenders: Rudolfo from Italy and the Luxembourgish entry Soundcheck – both star performers and both hungering after the affections of Yolanda.

Passions collide and pop goes stellar as the characters must take comfort from the ultimate piece of Latvian advice: “Atstāt ziņu pēc signāla.”