Show 508: Dogging, 30th July, Gilded Balloon Teviot, Edinburgh Festival Fringe

Setting: New York City Poodle Parlour, modern day

Two girls are taking their poodle Marzipan to the Poodle Parlour, when they run into their two exes, both police dog handlers. With pride at stake, when combing turns to combat, will Marzipan the poodle stand up to the NYPD mastiff?