Show 505: Crash and Burn, 29th June, Udderbelly Festival, South Bank, London

The year is 1834, the setting is the Cappadocia to Paris hot air balloon race.

Gentlemen of leisure Mr Mustafa and Mr Jeffrey get the surprise of their lives when the two ladies they are wooing, annoyed by their patronising ways, decide to secretly join the race. They are winning, when the men, driven by need to compete, make a mistake and crash-land on an active volcano. What will the ladies do?