Show 425: Dirty Dancing, 20th April 2013 evening show, Devonshire Park Theatre, Eastbourne

In the sewers underneath the Isle Of Wight, nascent lovers ( and sewer cleaners) Steven and Susan find themselves drawn to the “Top World” when the SEC (Spooky Electric Company) attempts to turn the entirety of the island into one enormous open-air cess pool.

Featuring a mutant donkey, the World’s most romantic garlic farm, and the line “a tsunami of bottom waste”.