Show 284: Dangerous Re-entry, August 7, Edinburgh 2011

Captain Professor Wilkins can’t concentrate because of his love of his co-cosmonaut Professor Samuels. As they float through space, taking a frozen Vladimir Putin and Barack Obama in the SSS Ulysses, leaving behind the broken planet Earth to find new life elsewhere, his torrid affair threatens the safety of the ship. Then the message arrives from outer space ‘You are not alone’.