Show 268: Sands of Death, 5th June, Udderbelly London

Lord Amon and Crusus are both in love with “Girl”. But Lord Amon is also the keeper of the temple of Osiris and needs a sacrifice. Osiris sees and forgives all – but can’t help when it comes to hearts. “Girl” has to choose, but she’s torn between the man who wants to kill her and the man who never uses her name, but can take her on the Nile and show her the camel zoos of her youth. In the end, it doesn’t matter how many humps you have, as long as you’re the one.